Just When You Think Your Child is Perfect!

The other morning Sam woke up with DEEP thoughts.  "Mom, I have decided that I cannot become an astronaut." 
Why Sam?
"Mom, it takes 2 years to get to the moon and back (I have no idea if that is true)!  Do you have any idea how many Sundays are in 2 years?  I couldn't miss church.....I can't be an astronaut."

This entire conversation came from TOTALLY out of the blue, but I was a pretty proud mom at that moment. 

The proud feeling lasted right up until the moment I tucked him in bed.  I was ready to tell him that it was so good that he didn't want to miss church when he said, "Mom, don't you think Daniel could sleep in the LAUNDRY ROOM, he bugs me!" 

Just when I thought my child was perfect......